Quotes

I thought I would make a page of funny quotes either I say or my friends say or quotes we find that we think are funny. They may not seem funny to you or make any sense, but I guess some of them are inside jokes and I think they’re hilarious.

The quotes are anonymous.

 ”I have pumpkins in my apron, I’m stressed out, and I cannot talk right now!”

“Life’s a bitch, and then you die.”

“I wish I was on the other team (Gallaudet).”  “Why?”  “So then I wouldn’t have to listen to this shit.”

Question: If you could travel back to any place in the past, where would you go?

Answer: Poodle Skirts

“I know. I’m adorable. DUH!”

“I wish we brought more people to KD.”  “But where would we put them? You’re car is full?”  “We’d just have to tie them to the roof”  “I think that’s illegal.”

“You probably should play an instrument.”

“Sign the CONFESSION!!”

“I’m losing…my patience!”

“I’m calling 911…oh wait! I’m a cop!”

“I need to get my drink on.”

 ”Jesus Marie.”

“I love it when people get boyfriends!”